Satan is my boss. I'm Jesus. Rob's Godd. Do the math.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Wash before inserting into others. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. More coming whenever I update this and I don't have to go to work in 5 mins.
More coming whenever I update this and I don't have to go to work in 5 mins.
Kinda make you feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like when you piss yourself.
