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The Updates:

(03/14/2003:1458)  It took days but the The Anime Watch is now up.  It's nothing but links but what the hell it looks cool.  Also the Pointless Pictures page is up.  All the pictures on it will be trashed when I update next so if you want something I would take it.  Satan's Thoughts of Zen has some new content (I think I added 3 new thoughts).  More to come.  The Jesus in the 21st Century will be up soon so don't worry, your ticket to hell is assured.  Coming soon: a forum.  Don't ask about the dong.
 
(03/04/2003:1803)  I have desided that the updates are really pointless.  I just tell you what I have done and you just go where I say to go and mumble "cute" or something and go abck to trying to fill that alful void in your lives that beer won't fill for long and "The Gap" fills for braindead.  Just go wander around and you may be suprised at what you find.  But FUCK YOU if you think I am going to tell you shit.  If you really want a void filler go and see The 2nd H.P. film and try to find a plot (or a real film at that).
 
(02/13/2003:1809)  The Satan's Thoughts of Zen Page is up but only has two thoughts on it because THE FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORE HAD A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH IT-FUCKING-SELF AND CLOSED AFTER I HAD PUT UP THE OTHER 28 THOUGHTS AND THAT TOOK ABOUT 45 MINUTES SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF BILL-I-HAVE-A-FUCKING-STUPID-HAIRCUT-GATES AND FUCK YOU ALL I'LL UPDATE THE Satan's Thoughts of Zen PAGE WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT NOW.  Update done.
 
(02/10/2003:2130)  I fixed some minnor errors and updated the Army page, GO NOW!
 
(02/07/2003:1305)  I forgot to add this stuff:
and go to Godd's site but I can't remember/lazy to put them here so here's the pages with the links on them:
Holey Inc. (click the link portal)
VOTE OR DIE!  NOW!!  STOP READING THIS AND VOTE!!!  RIGHT THERE!!!! ----->
 
(02/07/2003:1257)  Yay!  I remembered my screen name so the new poll is up.  VOTE OR DIE!  I also added a guestbook so now you people can yell at me directly.  Don't forget to go to the Archive Page, it is under the Green Dragon Records Section.
Now go a procreate like rabbits or stuff.  Just stay away from that Hole bitch......Love something......she's such a bitch.
 
(02/06/2003:1848)  Ok so some things have changed around here.  The Archive Page is up with all the gooie goodness that was once here.  Also the Army of the Green Dragon Page (https://armyofthegreendragon.tripod.com/agd) needs hits so come on people, go there.  Last I can't remember what my bravenet screen name was so I can't change the Vote or Die Poll right now but I will soon; till then, eat shit and fuck alot.
 
(02/05/2003:2019)  Archived the old updates.
 
(01/22/2003:0020) I'm in collage.....for free.....you people suck.....passed 200..........update done.
 
(01/09/2003:0052) New music...sad but true....please don't sue.....
 
(01/01/2003:0213) Oh great, another fucking year.........
 
(12/22/2002:0722) Played around with the links (they're on the Holey page) and now they have flashing banners and such....if you are here because I have a link out there.....somehwere......feel free to steal everything, I need some new prey.....hehehehehehehehe.......
 
(12/22/2002:0515) WOW! Not only does the poll work but I can change the color of it!  This is great!  Im so stupid!  worship the toad!  Now all who come here must take the poll of die a mildly painfull death!......mildly?......that doesnt seem right.......
 
(12/22/2002:0500) I think the mini-poll I added will work but who knows?  I have no idea how to change the poll even if it doesnt so this should be interesting.  Christmas is just around the corrner and I really hate this holiday....I never have any money at all and everyone just wants and wants and wants.....I want too......so poor.  I hope you people all die or give me money....most likly you will all die.....merry christman christmas!  Festivis rules!
 
(12/17/2002:2123) Did some spring cleaning........winter cleaning, small changes and spelling corrections......how come no one complains about this shit........I know people come here..........hello........the email address is just to the right/down from here..........dont make me send a Godd after you people!  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . .
 
(12/15/2002:2154) Thyroid!  the happy # 100 is reached!  Long live the Poo King...........
 
(12/15/2002:0212) For those of you who can hear this, relive those SEGA memories.....if you don't have any, fuck off......if you can't hear this, fuck off.  Hurray!
 
(12/12/2002:1100) Finished the list of Red Dragon Members....put in a key to point out not all people on the list are Red Dragon, but should still be considered extreamly stupid.......zing........Stephen's "Dark Empire" as it's called around here has been reconized as a threat to my......ummm....our plans......(good cover up there).......will begin attempts to stop him before it gets out of control........need water.......thirsty.....can't sleep........
 
(12/12/2002:0811) All member pages deleted and the move is compleat as far as Green Dragon Inc. is concerened.  The Army page was updated to its new form as a link page also...godd finaly passed out so I'm all alone..........I think I hear something outside.......or shit!......where's the fucking water?........
 
(12/12/2002:0235) The Army of the Green Dragon begins its move to it's own site......Godd insists I move Devin first.......whatever.........it's still creepy Godd.
 
(12/12/2002:0115) Check out the new Holey page and save your pathedic souls......my wounderful children.  Godd still mumbles "mmmmm....devin" every few minutes or so.......starting to get REALLY creepy.  have to poop.
 
(12/11/2002:0204) Happy doom!  The counter reached 50 (20 or so is most likly me).  Member pages begin to rise from nothingness.....godd still on that vigina stuff........may need help......keeps girgling and "mmmmm devin"ing......starting to creep me out......mmmmm devin.........oh crap!
 
(12/11/2002:0054) Cant remember what the update was...godd keeps talking about vigina...speling so bad.....sleepy......damn godd.
 
(12/05/2002:1800)  Holey page now links to stuff....you know....stuff......it's good stuff.....and so maybe the music dosn't work if you have shitty little connections to the web.....just like me.....sorry.......wait, I'm not sorry......sorry about that.
 
(11/28/2002:1721)  Music is good and so is Jack off Jill, fuck you all I like it, Fuck Authority!  Look at the shinny new counter...it's still at zero.....hello?......hello?........Hello?
 
(11/28/2002:1528)  Site opens for shit in a handbasket, or people, whoever shows up first.
 
(11/28/2002:1218) New links to other crap just like this site, enjoy!  Don't forget to pray at the Holey page!
 
(11/28/2002:0934) First site dies before begun, no idea why, begin rebuild at this site.

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The Riptors Column:

Look!  A dong!
 
Combo Me!
 
Microsoft can go EAT A DICK.
 
I just love it when the puke comes out your nose.
 
Coming soon: Satan's Zen Thoughts...stay tuned!
 
That was uncalled for...well played clerks, well played.
 
How disgusting.
 
Coming soon!
 
Archived the rants.
 
Update.
 
I can't see you, clean your window!
 
"Cool Beans"
 
(close eyes) "this is ganna HURT!" (cross busy road)
 
I know you little fuckers come here!  Vote or Die!  NOW!
 
James Heifield: CHICKEN!?
 
My head really hurts and I think I'm dying.....must put more crap on this site to piss you people off after I'm in your pants.
 
Miles "Tails" was the worst thing to happen to ONE player games.....stop following me DAMNIT!
 
Little.  Yellow.  Urin.
 
So one day I ask myself what do I want to do with my life........and instead of answer that question I go make this site.  Yay!
 
Most pointless website ever!
 
"...."
 
I'm happy!  :(
 
Gone Majin....must tattoo M on forehead!
 
Play in traffic, Godd does.
 
I have no orignal material
 
...you forgot cute and fluffy!
 
ice cream!
 
...and the moral is: mmmmmm....skettios!
 
56k people just love me!
 
I have no life :)
 
Go buy the B.A.C., it's good......I promise.
 
I HUNGER FOR ASS MEATS BITCH!!!!!!!
 
Where am I?
 
Poop.
 
Buy anything that has the name Barry Ween on it or I'll have small nanites turn your brain to a jell-o like mush I will bath in.
 
The Onion is funny........read it or die.
 
Sometimes I wonder if anyone comes here, so I added a counter to track your every move you sons of bitches.....wheres my medication?
 
Need to fill space.
 
Behold the super large pictures that compleatly make up for the lack of anything else!
 
First site is gone, must put extra crap on this site to make it longer to load.
 
First job is to find the lost site, if possable.

Vote or Die Results:

How would you rate this site?
 
I feel nothing. - 42% (5)
 
I want to crap myself with joy! - 33% (4)
 
Terrible...just terrible. - 17% (2)
 
It's ok... - 8% (1)
 
Poor effort loser. - 0% (0)
 
Do you think this site will ever have a point?
1.
Yes, because I'm a re-re. 0 0%
2.
No, because I'm a re-re. 0 0%
3.
Maybe, because your a re-re. 2 18%
4.
I feel nothing... 4 36%
5.
Icecream! 5 45%

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